heartfiliadaydream:

And as soon as I say I’m bored my boyfriend calls and then that gets interrupted by a customer call (which I was bad and didn’t answer in time) but then right after, someone else called and while I was transferring them, another call came in.

What.

I just got another call. Apparently lunch time is when people want to talk to other people.

How rude.

And as soon as I say I’m bored my boyfriend calls and then that gets interrupted by a customer call (which I was bad and didn’t answer in time) but then right after, someone else called and while I was transferring them, another call came in.

What.

I’m super bored. Run out of new tumblr posts and I’m so not in the mood to be on Thought Catalog. Only another hour…

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via phantomrose96)

douchebagcronus:

That boss is the kind of person I want to be.

(Source: butterpaint, via phantomrose96)

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

(Source: princesskimochi, via phantomrose96)

kerfluffledking:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

Fun fact: guys can’t wear ANY of the cosmetics available. It is highly corrosive and will melt their skin. The only make up that is safe for men to wear comes in a black and white camouflaged case and smells like a beaver’s asshole. 

(Source: digitalmovie, via futuristic-viking)

"When i am alone, i can draw on 100% of my power"

"When i am alone, i can draw on 100% of my power" 

(Source: meeredy, via alexistitania)

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   

So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

(via herpyderpyhurhur)

a-fictional-vaudeville:

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

(via phantomrose96)

drdavidbrinner:

cultofthepigeon:

*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens

oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE

(via phantomrose96)

itworksforpigs:

Me every day of my life:

image

(I will)

(via kagunetokakugan)

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

(via phantomrose96)

dreaminginaboat:

textsfromtitanfood:

college au where Armin and Mikasa’s favorite hobby is jigsaw puzzles

Eren comes down for a middle-of-the-night snack to find his two roommates still up and huddled along the kitchen table. There’s puzzle pieces everywhere. There’s no goddamn…

joymichelle:

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Reblogging because ^womb nugget

(Source: maleficent2014, via alexlynette)


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